I love him.
(via whatupjonesy)
happy cinco de mayo.
olé, kids.
Skeleton of the squirrel, showing its relation to the body
Check out that skull and those teeth - the family Sciuridae is more closely related to beavers, dormice, and porcupines, than they are to your average household rodent, despite looking like “fancy-dress rats”.
The skull is often a key differentiating factor for comparative zoologists. The design of the inner ear and teeth/jaws can often point to a very different (and much more accurate) classification of a species than body type.Animal Forms: A Textbook of Zoology. David S. Jordan and Harold Heath, 1902.
One flaw fixed, another one found;
my imperfections keep me on the ground.
Grounded.
If so they say, then is the only alternative flying away?
These berries have been genetically altered,
if you know what I mean.
(Source: i-am-the-oracular-spectacular, via the-epitaph-temptress)
Like I said. Only beautiful people love squirrels.
(Source: jaclynnicolee, via the-epitaph-temptress)
(via existentiallyromantic)
:(
Of course it meant something, you jackass.
Are you a real person, or a fucking robot with good hair and a fake personality?
Don’t lead me on that way and expect me to be okay afterwards.
I go between stages of self-loathing and hatred of you on a daily fucking basis.
Go to hell.
I am not a fuck buddy, a friend with benefits, or any other trashy euphemism for what you truly want out of all your little groupies.
I am a person with feelings who deserves to be swept off her feet.
There. I”m done. I feel better now.
